sugar and spice.

-text from david, 3:34 pm: i need to ask you something and i want you to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i need to know how you feel. i have kept it in for awhile now but i think it is finally time i be straight up and just confront you.. i hope this doesn't ruin the friendship we already have. i just need to know and i don't see any other way i could get over this. just doesn't seem fair on me if i don't get an answer. i just want your honest opinion.. would you say a jaffa cake is a cake or a biscuit?

clearly it is a biscuit, dave. thank god you're pretty and have an accent...